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Wednesday, 23 May 2007

Ten random thoughts for today

Have you seen the new Maroon 5 video for 'Makes Me Wonder?' Doesn't Adam remind you very much of Sting?
Will consuming much less Diet Coke save me money if I replace most of it w/ water and have 1 glass of wine at dinner every night?
Examples of the generic being better than the expensive stuff: EasyMac and Circus Peanuts (Brach's suck!)!
How the hell am I going to adjust to getting up at 6am every morning for the next 3 months and actually have to commute like an hour in a vehicle when normally the earliest I wake up is 8am and commute 15 min. on foot to work?
Why do I always have a gazillion Powerpoint presentations to work on at any given moment? Will I ever catch a break?
What's the worst for my teeth: diet soda, candy or red wine?
Will I ever reach an age where I stop eating candy, or at least so much candy? When I was younger I would always see older girls and think 'Oh, by high school, I won't be eating candy anymore,' like it was a childish thing to do. Now in my 30s I don't see a decline at all. I probably eat even more now, maybe since I have more access than when I was little.
Who's gonna win American Idol? I don't think I care either way. I just like Blake's affinity for argyle.
Does your voice change at all as you age? Ozzy Osbourne sounds exactly the same as when he started out. Your nose and ears grow as you age, yuck, yes I know it's different than your voice, but still it's weird to think you have the same voice. Or maybe just the same singing voice but talking voice gets 'older.' I don't know.
I wish I didn't leave my Circus Peanuts home today. I could use some right about now.

Posted: May 23, 2007 14:51

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