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Tuesday, 05 June 2007

Thanks Toll-Taker!

Now I'm working in Western Mass. for the Summer and have to commute and pay tolls on the Pike, real annoying. I have to stop to pay $1 when leaving Boston and then stop to get a ticket and then stop to pay the toll again plus remember to ask for receipts so work will reimburse me, and then repeat the whole thing on the way home. Wish I had an EZPass, or whatever it's called in Mass., I forget, but it's a work vehicle so nothing I can do. Anyway when I stopped to pay the toll today on the way to work, I asked for a receipt and then the guy said "You're real pretty," and I was so shocked that he said this since on the way to work I was feeling like a huge lard and very ugly and my bitchy awful neighbor from upstairs pissed me off this morning because Cleo and I ran into her and her dog Blue and we didn't speak to each other as the dogs smelled each other and she was staring at me bitchily and I hope I was too but I wondered what she was thinking w/ her bitchy look like something was wrong w/ my face or my belly, etc. so I was so surprised when this guy said that so I said "What?!" and he repeated the same thing "You're real pretty, I like your eyes." It made me feel better for a little while and then at work I got to hid in scrubs so that was good too.

Another positive thing, I got to bottle feed baby monkeys today!! Awesome! So cute, hungry and grabby :0)

Posted: Jun 05, 2007 21:36

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