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Tuesday, 26 June 2007

God I LOVE rob and big and meaty too!

They are ridiculous in the best possible way!!! They totally crack me up :0) I think you guys need a vet for Meaty and Mini Horse. Call me up anytime.

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Morrissey!!!!!

I just got back from the show. He played for ~30 min. and then never came back on. We were then told he lost his voice and wouldn't be coming back out. Everyone was instantly in an uproar, hoping it was a joke, I thought so especially when the 'we're kicking you out' music came on and it was 'That's Life.' I thought that was too rude to be true. But then the band was packing up and we decided to leave and as we were moving to the exit they made an announcement to hang on to see what was up and we thought maybe he would come back out but then they said to watch the website for rescheduling.

I can't believe it! Last year when I saw Depeche Mode in Kansas City the same thing happened but even worse they didn't reschedule and said since they had gotten through about half the show they didn't have to give money back or anything. I must go to too many shows to have this happen again, especially w/ my two favs, Dave and Morrissey.

Well he started out sounding just fine and he was talking to us after each song. He asked 'Are you bored? You will be soon.' At one point he said he was on Letterman last night and since Letterman keeps the studio at 30 degrees below zero, '29 degrees below zero I can understand' he said he had a bad throat and if his voice cracked he thought we'd forgive him. Then he was singing 'Let Me Kiss You' and when he sang 'you see someone that you physically despise' he ripped his shirt off and threw the soaking wet treasure into the crowd. I thought he was just leaving the stage to get a new shirt but he never came back out. Well I hope he reschedules and I don't have other plans. He opened w/ the Queen is Dead, then Playboys, Ganglord, You Have Killed Me, Let Me Kiss You or some kind of order like that I think.

FUKS

What does it stand for you ask, fuck you Kansas!

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  • Even in medicine, though it is easy to know what honey, wine and hellebore, cautery and surgery are, to know how and to whom and when to apply them so as to effect a cure is no less an undertaking than to be a [veterinarian].
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