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Tuesday, 17 July 2007

Smack por Burghardt!

This video is ridiculous! Only a lab would walk across the road w/ a zillion cyclists going by at 30 mph acting like he's out for a leisurely stroll around the French countryside, get hit full force causing the destruction of thousands of dollars of bike, and get up like nothing really happened and walk away while the biker is stunned on the pavement.

Posted: Jul 17, 2007 23:41

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I have a midterm tomorrow

so I'm doing everything under the sun but study. Why am I such a loser when it comes to studying? I hate it! Though really it's just the class. If it's a mathy class then I'm all for it. Last Fall when I took biostats I was all over it and loved to do the work. I didn't have to study because I did all the other work and it was open book/open note and I ended up w/ over a 100% final grade I think, there was a little bonus. Piece of cake. Now I'm taking molecular bio for grad credit, took it in undergrad around 1998, but it's just one of those bio classes that suck and I hate and don't have an interest and don't want to study. How the hell did I end up w/ a BS in bio if I hate it so much, plus a DVM which was 4 more years of the same crap, I don't fucking know! I'd just rather watch the Tour right now even though I know who wins and I'm exhausted because I stayed up way too late last night doing nothing but eating candy and Coldstone so now I can't stay up late to study. Maybe tomorrow at work will be slow and I can study, though today was slow and I only got in a little studying.

So I'll probably watch the Tour until 11 and then go to bed and hope somewhere I get to study. Good thing no one seems to ask what my grades are in these classes that they (my PI and postdoc program) make me take, though I did get an A in biostats and the bacT class didn't have a grade, so for now my postdoc academic record is fine, until tomorrow I suspect...Plus I can always boycott. Postdocs don't take classes!!!! unless it's for another degree and in my case it isn't!

Posted: Jul 17, 2007 22:33

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