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Wednesday, 18 July 2007

I am absolutely ridiculous!

So I have this midterm today and I decided not to go to the primate center but rather study, plus someone at work needed the blue van anyway and I would have to take the huge white one, so it worked out okay. So I'm at Harvard to study and right now I just got some lunch at the cafe in the science center. When I walked into the cafe I immediately see this guy and flip out in my head, maybe it showed externally, not sure, but he looks like my biostats professor from the Fall who I've only seen a couple times in person because it was an online class but w/ the combo of being a stats professor, I've wanted to do almost every math professor I've ever had, I wanted the Canadian that taught Calc I, Dr. Kleinberg for Calc II, the Calc III guy was ok, and maybe not so much my linear algrebra guy, and my biostats professor was kinda hot, though he should STOP wearing mock turtlenecks, they do nothing for him, but anyway, so I see this guy just now that looks like this professor and we have to pass by each other and I was probably staring at him and he said Hi to me but I was so freaked out I couldn't say anything and I'm not sure if it was him or not but if it was, maybe he recognized me from the two times maybe he's seen me in class, or maybe he was wondering why is this chick staring at me and just decided to say Hi. Then after that I couldn't get any food until I made sure he was gone. I got that instant 'I'm not hungry' feeling in my stomach. So I grabbed a quick sandwich and went to pay but saw him again so went and hid and put back the sandwich until the coast was clear and then went back and got the same sandwich. Now I'm writing this to absolutely make sure he's not around before I start stuffing my face, though I want to see him again so I can see if it's him and be courageous and talk to him.

Posted: Jul 18, 2007 13:48

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