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Monday, 17 December 2007

Here's a little something to get you excited for the upcoming shows

The Sheila Divine funeral on YouTube.

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Today's Fuck You goes to...

Anderson Cooper. I want to go to the Congo!

And honorable mention to Will Smith. I didn't like your stupid movie!

The very smelly, nasty, disgusting,

very fat, maybe homeless, I hope crazy man that I had to call and complain about before because he was sticking plastic grocery bags down into his ass to clean himself while alone w/ me in the laundromat is there again.

His stink quickly takes over the not-very-large laundromat.

While I was putting my clothes in the washer at the opposite end I was trying not to vomit. I'm not looking forward to going back several times tonight.

I hope he leaves soon!

I got a personal call today at work

the only reason I mention it is because no one ever calls me at work even for work-related things so it was funny to get a call from baby Greg all the way from London. Not sure why he decided to call me, normally email is just fine but it was nice to get a phone call for a change. Besides, I don't think I've heard his voice since my graduation party Summer 2006. You still sound the same, older than me :0)

Weekend Recap: Best Weekend Ever?

No, but not bad.

After work on Friday I went straight to Downtown Crossing for some quick shopping. Got a few tops and that was it. I thought there was still a Gap in the Corner Mall but I guess that mall is now too ghetto for The Gap, so no luck finding bottoms. Next stop was home to drop off all my stuff. Since I went straight from work I had my usual bag w/ my laptop and all kinds of other stuff plus I had worked out so I had my workout bag as well, and now a bag w/ some clothes.

Next was to Whole Foods to get the stuff to make cheesecake for the CRC party Sat. night. I found everything except graham cracker crumbs, and didn't get the food coloring because it was $18.99 because it was all non-toxic or something, because cheapo food coloring is toxic?? So then back to CVS, no crumbs, then White Hen, no crumbs. So I went home and wasn't going to make it. Just thought I'd do it on Sat. My roomies told me to just buy graham crackers and mush them up so that's what we (Jenn and I) ended up doing. AND, she had food coloring. So I made my cheesecake, though kinda a hassle and took more work than usual. I was just happy the red and green swirly I made on the top looked okay because that was new for me.

After the cheesecake was in the oven, I had to get ready for my date, the boy I met at The Estate when we went to see Kaskade. Hadn't seen him since that night so it'd been a little while. He picked me up and we had no real plan so ended up seeing 'I Am Legend.' I didn't really like it. I thought it was boring for the most part. Of course the awesome dog had to get killed and I cried a little bit. After the movie went back to my neighborhood and sat in the car double-parked talking until about 3am when he went to walk me to my door and I saw the Pizzeta was still open so we decided to get pizza. We hadn't eaten dinner and my stomach was making noise. Ended up I only ate a couple bites of my slice and made RJ eat the rest. He ate his too fast so I didn't want to be the only one eating while we were trying to talk. Then we left and I went home. Nothing interesting to report though he did make me invite him to one of the Sheila Divine shows so he's supposed to be going w/ me to the Friday show, the 28th. We'll see. Since then he's texted a little so I guess stay tuned in case something juicy happens.

The next thing I'd talk about is my long run on Sat. w/ Tara but I already made a post about it so I'll skip that. So after I warmed up from the long run I tried to take a nap before the party but never fell asleep. Got ready to go and took the T out to Davis Sq. Tara was already there when I got there so I found her of course. Besides her and Joslynn I don't really talk to anyone else, plus w/ all the drama from my stupid blog stuff and the cliquy-ness there are some who'd rather not associate w/ me I think. There were lots of people there and lots of awesome food!! This potluck rocked! Somehow I ended up upstairs in the karaoke room listening to karaoke king and queen Axel and Jane. How I ended up doing a sober duet w/ Axel to 'Endless Love' I'm not sure but it was awful!!!! I was very nervous! That's when I started drinking more. Plenty of wine, up to the third floor for Flip Cup, back downstairs had some of Ethan's alcoholic milkshake concoction. Blah, too much mixing. Ended up back in karaoke at some point singing lots and lots of songs. The next day my voice hurt.

We finally left around 3am and we were trying to drive Joslynn home but she was giving us directions to Brian's b-day party, my guy from my b-day weekend. Sober Tara just wanted to get Joslynn home, no more parties, it was starting to snow. Joslynn was acting like she was texting him and she said he had tried to call me or something after our hook up I guess. Who knows how true any of that was in her state though it was kinda amusing. We saw her go inside her house so I don't know if she went back out to that party of not.

Sunday was very boring. I didn't feel that good and it had snowed overnight and rained Sunday so the streets were awful. I went to CVS to get some stuff and was walking in water halfway up my leg so didn't go outside much after that. Just one of those wasteful days.

I had a good scare last night!

(I love being scared but have a hard time finding scary situations.)

About 1am this morning I was looking for something on the telly to fall asleep to. Paranormal State was on so I thought I'd tune in; there was nothing else on. It's a new show on A&E. I saw the commercial for it when I was in MI w/ my brother. My brother is a big baby! and when we were younger I'd purposely try to scare him. I loved the movie 'The Exorcist' and my brother could not watch it because he was too scared. So I'd sneak in his room late at night when he was sleeping and in my best Linda Blair exorcist voice say things about 'your cunting daughter'.

If I bring it up now he gets mad. So I told him I would teach his 2 year old to tell him that she sees dead people. She repeats everything I say so I'd be very easy to do. He didn't appreciate that!

So anyway I'm watching this show very early this morning and this little kid says he sees dead people, specifically this guy Timmy who turns out was found dead near this little kids house but the little kid knows nothing about it. This is a reality-type show by the way, real people, real stories. Anyway I get bored w/ it so turn over to fall asleep. I sleep in a very tiny bed w/ my hound and we basically sleep right next to each other, head to head, last night she even had her legs stretched out over me, paws in my face basically, not the most comfortable.

At one point I guess she flinched or something, kinda like her panniculus reflex fired, and her arms moved and it felt like someone came up behind me and started choking me. I was totally freaked out and scared!!! I woke right up and quickly figured out what happened though I still turned around to make sure no one was behind me.

Thanks Beaky for scaring Mommy! It was awesome!

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