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Thursday, 27 December 2007

Best Week Ever has a podcast!

I just subscribed, yay!

but it's a video podcast.

Posted: Dec 27, 2007 15:46

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Who knew?

My favorite gift this Christmas would be Buy One Get One Free Diet Coke 2 Liters at CVS.

I would stock up but I thought I might try and give up soda for the new year??

But I love it soooo!

Posted: Dec 27, 2007 09:53

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I just had this stupid dream, really, just now!

I was in this group of chicks and some lady was asking us to answer this question, and I had to go first:

Tell us someone you think you look like, or you want to emulate, or are inspired by. (something to that effect)

So in my dream I remember myself first thinking, I can't think of anyone 'famous' that I look like so that has to be out. Then I was thinking about the emulate thing and I thought of Winona Ryder and then I thought that would have been fine if I was in grade school but now she's got the klepto thing and that probably wasn't a good answer, but I'd have to say I got that part down to a t in high school, again not something I should be saying so my answer ended up being:

Keira Knightley

and then I had to explain why so I went into this whole monologue thing which I can barely remember at this point (it is 4:09 am in real life) that I'm feeling is SNL-esque which maybe it is but I don't think it was Keira Knightley because I don't think she's been on SNL but I was saying because she's an actress and gets to do hot guys on screen, and do hots guys off screen (not that I even know who she does on and off screen) and I just kept going and going and going but I can't remember any of that anymore.

And I think the whole reason I was stuck in this dream is because my dog was moving around at the time, and maybe because I've been watching Crowned on Wed. nights.

Posted: Dec 27, 2007 04:16

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