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Wednesday, 09 January 2008

Here's a lesson, kids: Don't mess with the old man's raisins.

Or else

Posted: Jan 09, 2008 15:50

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I just puked, yuck!

I finally got my threesome back together and what do I do, drink too much! Ridiculous!!!

Yes I know the picture is blurry but very appropriate.

We met at the Beacon Hill Pub. Joslynn has been home in New Mexico for 2 weeks. She just got back Sunday night and Tara and I wanted to catch up w/ her. Catch up we did! Beer after beer after beer. Tara was smart and took off, she was driving. Joslynn and I hung around and got a free round that turned into a kamikaze. I even talked on the phone w/ RJ for a long time and then was stuck on my bed feeling like shit. Finally I got up and went to brush my teeth, but first I puked out some alcohol in the toilet. Yummy! Glad we're back girls :0)

Friday next??

Posted: Jan 09, 2008 03:09

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