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Wednesday, 16 January 2008

Today's Ask Me a Question

Jenn Martiansmelli writes:

didn't we already see this movie?

The answer is Yes Jenn we did. It was called Angst, also known as Penetration Angst.

We, the BadBoyFamily, used to have movie nights where each Friday we took turns picking what movie we'd watch. It lasted for a bit but since we don't get along for long periods of time, it didn't last forever. Plus, no one likes my taste in movies, can you believe I picked Angst, the crazy movie about the killer vagina, or other creepy scary movies are my thing to pick, and RR likes stupid crappy comedies that I hate like Little Man, and I can't remember what Jenn would pick. Probably stuff that both rr and I hated, oh yeah she made us watch The Family Stone.

Posted: Jan 16, 2008 23:25

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I can't help myself

I don't even know how I came across this but I can't resist linking to it. I went out w/ this guy a few times I think Summer of 2006. I didn't even know he had a blog until now. Unfortunately he didn't have it when we were hanging out. I just had to link to it because it involves his online dating process of picking chicks and that's how I met him. How did I get so lucky? :0)

I had to dump him because on our third outing I took Cleo w/ me to meet him at the river and Cleo hated him because he kept trying to make her like him and it totally turned me off. He just wouldn't leave her alone. Hello! asshole, she doesn't like you, you're weird, leave her be. I might not know how to pick them but I trust Cleo.

Posted: Jan 16, 2008 21:46

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Strawberry Shortcake Skinny Cows are Good!

especially at 2 in the morning when you're hot!

Yay! Skinny Cows

Posted: Jan 16, 2008 02:17

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This day in history: January 16, 2006

This one is funny so I had to post it. Man, January 2006 was a pretty productive blogging month which is surprising since I was very busy. Must have been my New Year's resolution to post every day.

Posted: Jan 16, 2008 00:08

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