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Monday, 10 March 2008

I use frozen peas too

just not on my girl parts though. Works well on my neck! I think this is a great idea. If I was a guy I'd be very excited to recuperate w/ my March Madness, hopefully my team would make it in though.

Basketball and no babies, yay!

Posted: Mar 10, 2008 17:27

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If I die...

RobReed, you have to take care of Cleo! For real, sorry, but she loves you so much.

Right now I'm sitting in my office and the fire alarm is going full blast non-stop, just a constant awful noise that is killing my ears. Good thing Jennie put her scarf over the alarm in our office because it's too loud, it's still loud w/ the scarf but blood isn't pouring out of my ears yet.

About 15 min. ago this voice came over the intercom saying there was an emergency and to evacuate so we all took the stairs down the 8 flights, we're on the top, and it was painful for me after my 18.6 mile race yesterday. So we're standing outside watching for the okay to go back in and my boss says he thinks it's okay to go back and he has an important phone call so we all follow him into the elevator as the alarms are still going off and make it to the 8th floor, him assuring us we'll be okay :0) Now I'm in my office and this alarm is still going!!! I'm gonna go deaf!

Posted: Mar 10, 2008 14:44

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