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Monday, 28 April 2008

More Aussie Pics, Enjoy!

The scene in Sydney when we went running at 6am.

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Me in my TE gear on the run. Used this as my profile pic for our website since it's so recent but cut out the dark background stuff since you can't really tell what's up. I'm in front of the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

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View from the ferry.

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Whatcha thinkin' 'bout?? (Nice hair!)

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RJ asleep on the monorail in Sydney. Guess I tired him out!

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Zoo animals!

Me and the emu copying each other.

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Kangaroo forepaws are crazy!!

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Weekend Recap: Dog For Free

Just a joke, couldn't help it! So this Friday I was barely at work because of Cleo. When I got home I didn't hear a peep out of her as I went up the elevator and into the apt and when I'm with her she doesn't make any noise. Forget how I spent Friday night, I think watching lots of TV shows online or DVD: catching up on Nip/Tuck and House. Stayed up too late, kept trying to go to bed but I had so much on my mind. I'd start falling asleep watching my laptop and then didn't want to drop it on the floor so would put it away and try to go to bed but it wouldn't work so I'd start watching again and so on until maybe after 4am I feel asleep. Got up around noon on Sat. when rr called. Think I watched more shows and moped around real bad. At one point I was on the phone w/ rr and started crying and he started laughing at me. I couldn't stop crying and he couldn't stop laughing and jenn was in the background yelling at him for laughing at me crying. He told me to come over so he could watch Cleo and I could go running because Jenn was going to a friend's house so I went over late afternoon and got to run 9.5 miles but again my arms froze and I had to stop. Again I got caught up on Survivor and Jenn came home and we got UBurger for the first time. I hadn't eaten all day so was starving but only the first bite of UBurger was good. Watched the Celtics lose and eventually went home around 1:30am. The 1.8 mile walk that late w/ the drunkards isn't so fun but I always forget my T pass and to leave while the T is still running.

Think I stayed up a bit when I got home watching shows and then to bed late and up around noon when rr called again. Ended up on the phone a lot today! Talked to Jen in Maine for a long time, then to Juan in Florida for a long time, Rebecca in Kansas for a long time. Had to fill them in on the Cleo situation, we're all vets! and still no good solution, and my trip to Australia.

Juan wants me to tell you all that if we're not married in 10 years April 27th, we will get married. Haha! Not sure how that would work so we'll see. I think he thinks he will be married by then, but I guess in case...he needs a backup plan. I don't really care about getting married at this point though 10 years is kinda a long time from now but I don't think I need to be married so if I'm not in 10 years I don't think I'd care, at least today I don't care. But if that's what Juan wants how can I say No?! He said he'd start saving today for my $10,000 diamond ring, though in 10 years I think I'd expect more than that :0) I still think of Juan as the very young, immature boy because I met him when he was 22 I think but I asked how old he was today and he said 28! I was shocked! I can't believe he's that old, even older than db, that freaks me out!!

It was great to catch up w/ everyone! Cleo and I made a trip to Petco and got a shock collar and muzzle to see if they would help. Came home and rr and Jenn came over w/ Shangri-La for dinner, yummy gross food, now I want to go finish my crap rangoons since it's 3:20am and I'm hungry again. Hold on! They tried to put my air-conditioner in the window but it was too risky and we didn't want it to fall 6 stories and kill people so that ended up being a waste. I have to call my fix-it guy to see if he can do it so I'm not responsible. Then we tried to experiment w/ Cleo. We put the no bark collar on her and left the room and stood by the elevators. She started howling right away but just kept doing it though you could hear her shaking her head like she could feel something and was trying to shake the collar off. Trouble is she didn't stop and I didn't want to get in trouble so we had to go back in the room. Then a while later I put the muzzle on and left the room again and you could hear her trying to get it off and she wasn't howling right away but then when she couldn't get it off she started howling, so the muzzle doesn't stop howling. Gotta return that thing. Ultimately I can return the no bark collar if I keep trying and no success. Tomorrow's plan is to give her ace and put the collar on. She doesn't seem to howl on ace because she's so sedated so the collar may not be a factor but in case she still trying to howl maybe it'll deter her, not sure. It's hard to test all this stuff out because she doesn't make any noise when I'm home. Will also call a behaviorist for a consult if not too expensive and then get some babysitters for short-term. I can't get fined so if it comes to that I'll just have to move out. Jenn is checking if her building has any open studios so maybe I can move there and then Cleo can go over there during the day and if not they might ask still if Cleo can come over during the day to be w/ Billy. Not sure if they'd go for that. Running out of options. If you have any let me know!

Weekend Recap: I'll never be alone...

because Cleo must be attached at my hip or she'll howl if I leave and get me kicked out of my new apt. I know I've been talking about this forever it seems though it's only been 10 days. This recap is actually from last weekend, though it'll be similar to this weekend's. I got Cleo back on Thursday night the 17th so couldn't make track. Friday was the first day I left her home alone when I didn't even get my 2 T stops to work and I already had the voice message that she was making noise and I went right back home. So since then I've been trying to deal w/ the problem and I'm exhausting my possibilities quite quickly. My sleep got real screwed up last weekend, going to bed 6am and sleeping late into the afternoon. I was on call over the weekend and had to go in on Saturday but got a call that Cleo was howling while I was there so had to get home as soon as I could. Stressful! Trying to take care of one animal at work and getting called about my animal at home. Made it home and she seemed fine. Ran Cleo to RR and Jenn's new place in Fenway, it's about 1.8 miles from mine and then they watched her while I tried to do a 20 miler. Only could get in 10 miles. It was late at night by then and my hands froze and I had no energy. Hung out at their place to eat pizza and watch all the Survivors I missed while in Australia. Jenn's brother was there and doesn't really like dogs so got stuck w/ two monsters while there, sorry Dan :0) Walked home real late so had to deal w/ drunk idiots. Went to bed real late and got up real late. Missed the Women's Trials, Janet didn't call me and Jen wasn't there anyway. Not sure what I did on Sunday.

At this point I decided to back out of the marathon. With all this craziness I haven't been able to really get in running and I can't just leave Cleo in more weird situations until I get her used to the current one, and I'm also on call at work and couldn't get a replacement, so I feel bad for screwing Tara w/ all this, it's her first marathon and we were supposed to do it together, but there are plenty of CRCers and her friends going to cheer for her so I still feel awful about it and I understand if she's upset about it. Hopefully we can get back on track, we haven't really been on our usually friendly terms since the whole Cleo situation emerged.

Monday was the Boston Marathon and I took Cleo out to Mile 23 where all the CRCers were cheering for our teammates.

Here's Coach Scott, Cleo and Me

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Got there late but we still saw a bunch of people including Jos and Jake, Yay! We took the T out there but then walked back which was a disaster because we got caught up in so many people and diverged in the opposite direction we were trying to go, we had a vet appt. on Charles St. and ended up being 15 min. late which is embarrassing for me being a vet. The vet wasn't so helpful but gave us a prescription for ace as a short-term solution which is no fun to play around w/.

Started using the ace on Tues and had no problems Tues-Thurs that I know of but didn't use it on Friday because she was vomiting and then got called home from work by the property manager who also mentioned you get one warning then $100 fine, then $200 fine, then $500 fine and dog has to be removed in 3 days. Great way to start this weekend! tbc in next recap...

Thursday, 24 April 2008

Welcome Back Dirty Boy!

Tuesday, 22 April 2008

Don't bother me for a while

unless you're into Nip/Tuck. I just found out Hulu has the complete recent season of Nip/Tuck which I never really got into so now I can watch it all and try to rekindle my hard-on for Dr. Christian Troy.

Down - The Definition of an Ese - Lean Like a Cholo

(Tara, did you get to watch the first two seasons of QAF I loaned you?? Isn't it the best??!!)

My dedication to you know who

Monday, 21 April 2008

Rhi is funny!

She started a new blog and look what pic she chose for the link to my site.

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Her old blog.

I just finished watching High School Musical

that's all I can say about that.

Yay! I got the IRS off my back

We are pleased to tell you we did not make any changes to the tax reported on your return.

One thing I found in abundance in Australia...

my fav Skittles. There they were called Showtime Skittles instead of Carnival Skittles, same yellow package though. They had them all over the place. BIG bags, little bags, I forgot to bring a good stash back w/ me though. I just got a little bag at the airport on my way out for $2.75. Candy was expensive there too!!

In June 2007 Carnival Skittles became available in Australia, known as Showtime flavors.

The flavors are:

Popcorn (light yellow)
Jam Donut (brown red)
Toffee Apple (green)
Fairy Floss (pink)
Bubblegum (baby blue)

Also in Australia they call cotton candy candy floss. I got some at the Australia Zoo, yum!

Sunday, 20 April 2008

I go to Australia for a couple weeks and look what happens

It's official, Aaron is off to Belgium. Nothing great lasts forever!

Several people have asked so I figured I'd let you all know that I am moving to Antwerp at the end of this month. I took a job at an Advertising Agency there and will try it out for a few years. I plan to take advantage of their socialized way of life like 6 wks vacation and subsidized childcare. I also intend on making my first self produced solo record there. Dear Leader will continue to play the occasional show and make a new record at some point in the future. Thanks to everyone who has supported me throughout the years and obviously this isn't goodbye just see you later.

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So sad...

If I only needed a car! If it was a 240 I'd totally buy it and store it somewhere :0)

Oh, We are selling our Black 2001 Volvo XC70 wagon fully loaded and 65k miles if anyone is in the market for a car

My old Volv 240 and dream car

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I guess Jen won't be here for the Trials, oops

She's concentrating on the 5000 instead.

Just a little something to tide you over

Here's a little video of me and RJ in Sydney leaving the Pensione Hotel. Guess I was hungry and sound terribly annoying and Mr. RJ was not amused!

RR and Jenn came over last night and I showed them all the photos of my trip and they had plenty of laughs. They wished there were more movies since our relationship came across so ridiculous in the few that I do have.

Weekend Recap: I'm irresponsible, very irresponsible...sometimes

This recap is going all the way back to the weekend starting March 28th. I never got to write anything about it because things were so crazy. I had been officially in my new place for about a week, my week at work was very crazy and I was trying to prepare myself to leave for Australia on April 2, plus I had a 20 mile race to conquer.

So Friday night Tara and Jos came over to see my new place and drink some before heading out dancing. So they came over and brought plenty of alcohol (the scene I found the next day)

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and we preceded to get a bit tipsy. I was supposed to bring Cleo back to my old apt. so my roomies could watch her while I went out but I was feeling too silly and thought it would be okay to leave her. This would be the first time ever leaving her all alone in this place, and it was kinda late.

Proceeded to go to The Estate and meet up w/ Kinna and her little brother. He didn't really want to go dancing but we convinced him. $20 to get in, geez, I don't even know who was there that night or remember the music. Had plenty more drinks and then remember being in the bathroom upstairs alone puking in the trash can by the sinks out in the open. Good thing no one was in there. Then I went back downstairs and somehow ran into T who was buying me another drink though at the site of it I felt so yucky I just left it there. Next thing I know little brother had me out on the dance floor. Hey, I thought you don't like to dance? I remember, haha I keep saying I remember, he kept asking me when I finish school or something and I kept telling him I was 33 and a doctor but I guess he wasn't getting it, I even showed him my license but he kept asking me that silly question. He was a senior in college and 21. We stayed til close and then all walked back to my place where I found a note from some neighbor that said

"Your dog has been crying since 10:40pm (guess that's when we left :0) Please do not allow this to happen again!!"

and I also had a voicemail from the concierge saying a neighbor complained and to come home and take care of it but since my phone was in Jos' purse all night I didn't get the message until we got home. Oops! Major mistake by me!!!

So eventually Kinna and little brother left and Jos crashed w/ me on my little bed w/ Cleo. Next morning Jos realized she lost all her stuff, luckily I think she had left it at the Estate and got it back later. I took Cleo to old apt. and made it to Cambridgeside for a haircut and lots of shopping for my trip. Must of had a kinda low-key night. Maybe I spent it at old apt, not sure and then had my big race Sunday morning, the Eastern States 20 miler.

Got up early Sunday morning to get ready and get Cleo to old apt. Jake and Tara picked me up there and then off to the race. We had to park at this Casino in NH I think and then take a bus to the start. Our bus driver got lost so the trip took twice as long as should have. Then we waited around at this school for the start and talked lots about our pooping issues for that morning :0) usual runner speak I guess. Finally race started. We had 20 miles and 3 states to get through. I wanted to start out conservatively so let Jake and Tara go ahead. Eventually I picked up my pace and caught up w/ them around mile 17 and then Tara and I kicked it w/ whatever we had left. Finished pretty strong and was happy w/ my race.

403 out of 590 overall
59 out of 90 age group
3:11:49 for 20 miles
9:36 minutes per mile

Was sick the rest of the day and couldn't really keep any food in but I tried. We ate at the postrace party and stopped at a restaurant on the way home. By Monday though I was okay. Ready for Australia on Tuesday!

Friday, 18 April 2008

Cleo, I love you so but you must stop howling or we'll be homeless

Today is the first day I left her alone in the new apt. to go to work. I ran her 3 miles before work and gave her what I thought was plenty of drugs. I explained to the concierge that we were new and my dog was scared to be alone in the apt. so here are my numbers for cell and at work to call if there's a complaint. I didn't even get my 2 T stop commute before I had a vm about Cleo's howling. So I crossed the street and went back into the inbound train station to go home. Rose, the concierge said a woman on the 5th floor (I'm on the 6th) thought the dog was hurt because of her howling and Rose went to check on her and thought anytime Cleo heard noise like the elevator she howled. So I went upstairs and didn't hear anything after standing there a bit so left. Ran home (1.65 miles) to check her at 1:30, took her outside and she just wanted to pull me in the direction of our old apt. :0( Brought her inside, hung out a bit and gave her some yummy treats and tried to leave, took the stairs this time but by the time I got to third floor I could hear her howling and it didn't stop when I got to first floor so went back up and hung out more. But I couldn't stay forever so gave more food and left on the elevator. Heard more howling but just ignored it. Haven't gotten a call since. Will try to leave her around 5 and get home to deal w/ her. We'll see how the long weekend goes. I'm on call so I hope I don't get called in and have to leave her too much. I plan to bring her to the trials and the marathon, but I need to do a 20 miler tomorrow so I guess I'll be crazy and run around Boston Common and the Public Garden a million times w/ my cell phone handy to respond to complaints.

Cleo please don't be so crazy scared! You are okay on your own. Trust me!

I'm still unpacking from my trip

(and would be unpacking my apt. if I wasn't unpacking from my trip) and realized how much fucking perfume I went through in 2 weeks. I splurged and bought some new at the duty-free, well worth it!, Very Irresistible, could lose the Liv Tyler representation but it has patchouli!, i'm a sucker, and rose for my middle name and Gram, haha! why i fell in love w/ the scent of patchouli i'm not sure, must be all the days of hiding my pot smoking while proclaiming my distaste for it, just kidding, i never did the pot thing, but i really like this perfume and glad i bought it. Got lots of compliments from gay and straight men, and i think even a compliment when i was wearing my Fendi instead and the guy was surprised that I was wearing Fendi, like it was too classic or something.

funny thing happened while db and i were browsing separately in this store. unbeknown to me, db put on some patchouli oil and i had done the same. when we met back up he told me to smell so i did and he said it was patchouli and then i said i put that on too. thought that was dorky funny for some reason. plus when i compared the smells they seemed different. lesson: patchouli on a dirty boy smells different than on a clean girl :0)

Got Cleo back. she's fast asleep right now. i was starving and left her to go downstairs and get some food at Zen. so easy, they have the same address as me just w/ an A added to the number, that's how close they are. Cleo was perfectly quiet while i was gone only because i left her food bag on the floor and when i entered the room she had her head shoved all the way inside stuffing her face. not a true test. so i had to go back downstairs and get some soda and when i returned i heard one howl. hope there wasn't much more than that. tomorrow i must go to work and leave her. think i'll add some xanax to the clomicalm just in case. Cleo you need to relax and get drug-free!

Thursday, 17 April 2008

Back to work for me!

w/ a new attitude believe it or not. Even if it lasts just one day, it's better than nothing, but I'll try to sustain it. Didn't go to bed last night until 4am, got all blog crazy! Had lots of trouble getting up this morning, finally got up at 9:30 and happy to be in my own place even though it's a horrible mess and take another amazing shower in my amazing shower. I'm thinking of having a par-tay in there sometime soon if you're interested. It'll be lots of fun! Left my apt to see the usual Beacon Hill big shots on the street along w/ a gazillion! tourists on the steps in front of the State House. Got my Diet Coke at the City Convenience right next door, thank G** it was only $1.99 for my 2L unlike the $5 or whatever in Australia. Could you imagine me having to give up Diet Coke if I lived there? I'd go broke :0) Then stopped off at Finagle A Bagel for a 100% whole wheat sesame bagel w/ lite cream cheese and a triple chocolate chip bagel plain. Enough food for the day for under $4. Luckily it had already shaped into a beautiful day at this point, sunny and 'warm' so I wasn't as upset about leaving the amazing Australian weather behind. Thanks Boston for making my first morning back a good one and Thanks to all my friends that made my trip possible. I missed you all and happy that you missed me too it seems. Nice to come back to, especially T screaming into the phone when I called her from the airport last night! I keep telling the same stories over and over as everyone asks about my trip.

Reality check: Just got an email. Need to meet w/ the boss next Thurs for what I'm not sure. I'm already shitting my pants!

Anyway, get Cleo back tonight. Hope all goes okay. Need to start leaving her alone in my apt. Have track tonight and might go but I need to bring her w/.

Two things that I know of that I left behind in Australia: my Timex Ironman watch at the water at Lake Eacham (i think that is the one), that's okay, it was really beat up and falling apart but now I don't have anything to time me while running unless I run w/ iPod, any my favoritest belt I've had since high school, perfectly worn in leather w/ extra holes for skinny days which I left at the Hides Hotel in Cairns (funny to see that video, though I haven't listened to the sound yet, my room wasn't that nice but it was fine and we had to share a bathroom but i never saw anyone the 3 nights we stayed there on our floor or in the bathroom, i really liked it there).

So I'll try to start leaving more detailed posts about my trip soon though I have lots to do otherwise. Unfortunately this never happened w/ my France trip and now it's mostly forgotten. I never even posted all those pics.

I'm home!

Here's some pics for my trip. I know not the best way to do it, especially for the hundreds of others I have but since I have time to spare, it's 1:17am and not like I have to work in the morning, just kidding, I do but I wanted to post some pics.

Me posing w/ the guy playing the didgeridoo in Sydney. I bought the CD too if ya wanna listen.

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I think from the ferry in Sydney to the zoo.

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Yummy breakfast!

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Cows on our bike ride. I got one of them to lick me :0)

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Our lovely bike crew we met On The Wallaby.

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The hot dog I ate AFTER the cheeseburger. RJ did it too, we were both pigs that day. Biking made me hungry, I think he's always hungry ;0)

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Paul, of On The Wallaby, gave me a nice face paintin' w/ some ochre.

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RJ spent a lot of time lugging around my luggage. What a nice guy, strong too, haha! I think this was in Brisbane.

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The awesome beach in Mooloolaba that I never wanted to leave.

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Yay! Me and the kangaroos, just like Dot!

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And koalas! Dream come true for a girl like me!!

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RJ liked the koalas the best. Touch him!

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And why not feed the elephants too.

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The Australia Zoo was cool. I love zoos but hate just staring at everything. Let me touch!! The Australia Zoo let me touch lots of animals.

Tuesday, 15 April 2008

I'm getting there...

i'm in sydney waiting to leave for san fran. took a flight from the sunshine coast this morning to sydney. db saw me off. it's nice here that you can actually wait w/ someone at the airport. so many things to find out when i get home: did i win the rice cooker?, what's up w/ the yankees?, did my beaky miss me and how is she on the drugs, will she behave when i leave her home alone for the first time on friday when i go to work?, what's the weather been like?, what are my girls up to? and my boys? and my tv shows, my blog, my apt., my job, my running, etc etc etc. please don't overwhelm me, i could be very fragile, though i feel very dangerous and powerful, haha! be careful!! i bite...HARD and enjoy every bite :0) i know you're all dying to have me back, aren't you?? until then, good day! (mate)

Goodbye Australia

Gotta go home tomorrow. Bullshit! I don't really want to go home, though I miss my Beaky Woo and my friends. In the last few days I've kinda turned into a beach bum. I've always hated the fucking beach w/ the tanning and wearing a suit but I decided to try and not care and deal w/ life in a bikini at the beach w/ a boy no less. I've survived! and could do it everyday now. I'll definitely miss the beach I've been going to the last few days. Also today I went to the Australia Zoo, the one the Irwins run. It was awesome! Very hands on. I hate going to the zoo and not being able to touch anything. Today I had my fill of kangaroos to feed. They were just lounging around and you could just approach them and pet them like lazy dogs. It was the best! I also got to touch a koala, I'd rather cuddle w/ it but I didn't go to the cuddle place, the koala sanctuary, so I just got to touch a couple on the butt. I also got to feed goats and elephants. I do have pictures as proof of this all. I just had a really good 'new to me' candy too. Licorice bullets, chocolate covered black licorice, kinda like good n plenty but w/ chocolate. If I would have discovered them sooner... Maybe I can pick some up tomorrow at the airport. I have a flight in the morning from the Sunshine Coast to Sydney, then Sydney to San Francisco, and San Fran to Boston. I land in Boston Wed. 10:30pm ready for work Thurs. morning, yuck! I'll have so much to catch up on at work it's gonna suck. I have lots more to share but i'll try to do that once I get back to Boston and need to relive the tales so I don't feel so shitty about being back in reality.

Sunday, 13 April 2008

Haven't been in Sydney for awhile now

Flew to Cairns for a bit and the made it to the rainforest and then flew to Brisbane and on to the Sunshine Coast. gotta get to the beach been online too long checking all the bills and emails. see ya thursday. boo!

Sunday, 06 April 2008

Still in Sydney

just a quick post. it's monday morning here, 5:30am. i couldn't get back to sleep. now i feel tired though. had a crazy fun weekend going out both friday and saturday night. lots of fun people, drinks and music! i still haven't really recovered. not sure what the plan is but i think we're leaving this hotel today. not sure where we're going. haven't had much of a plan but rj has pretty much been in charge. hope he doesn't mind. i have plenty of details but i'm using the hotel computer and someone else needs it.

see ya

Thursday, 03 April 2008

RR got my weblog back up plus I'm in Sydney, Australia

rr just moved too so the server was down for a bit while he was moving all the stuff.

i have a good weekend update from last weekend but no time to write it now.

anyway, made it to sydney okay though i almost missed my flight from boston to san francisco because they bumped me up 3 hrs and didn't tell me. the flight there was worse than the flight to sydney for some reason. i took xanax, ambien and vodka but still didn't sleep through. just a little sleep. found rj at the airport and we've managed over 24 hrs together so far. we'll see how long it lasts.

so far so good. we went running at 6am this morning. i never get up that early! now we're just walking around in sweaty running clothes and trying to stay in the sun.

cleo i hope you're being good for janet and annie!!!

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  • Even in medicine, though it is easy to know what honey, wine and hellebore, cautery and surgery are, to know how and to whom and when to apply them so as to effect a cure is no less an undertaking than to be a [veterinarian].
    –Aristotle, 384-322 BC
  • Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world,I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
    –Mariah Carey, CPB (crazy psycho bitch)
  • Keep your wits about you.
    –Dr. Wally Cash, DVM
  • Work twice as hard and expect half as much.
    –Dr. Dan's Dad, both DVMs
  • Don't be screwin' around, you don't have the genetic potential.
    –What Dr. Dan's Dad said to Dr. Dan when he went to college.
  • I'd rather have a terrorist standing next to me than a Frenchman. (~15 min. later) Oh, I forgot about that, that's another reason I don't like the French, they eat horses.
    –Dr. Dee Griffin, DVM
  • You're my Georgia Lass.
    –Mark Hughes, MovieMaker
  • In the book of life there's only two women, big ol' good ones and good ol' big ones.
    –Ice Cube, HipHopper
  • Be a virus and travel the World! Free of ticket!
    –Dr. Sanjay Kapil, DVM
  • Now you can either stand around here eatin' jambalaya or you can come upstairs and eat my ass!
    –Brian Kinney, QAF Hottie!
  • I'm a McGriddle away from this being the best morning of my life.
    –Artie Lang, OCCG (overweight comedian, compulsive gambler)
  • You're the best vagina friend.
    –Joslynn Lee, AKA busy girl
  • No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
  • I have tail.
    –Cleo "Beaky-woo" Martin, America's Dog
  • It's better to burp and bear the shame than not to burp and bear the pain.
    –Grandpa Martin, RIP
  • I hear tongue.
  • Please don't eat my ass.
  • I like dirty.
  • Well, I want to try everything in life.
  • When I gotta poop, I gotta poop.
    –Heather Rose Martin, CFG (crazy freak girl)
  • Always when people go poo poo, they get candy.
    –Diego Novillo, Kool Kid
  • I have the same problem with my pants that I have with my women - I wear 'em both out in the crotch.
  • If the present sucks, then look to the future.
  • I'm just here to be a person.
  • If you eat your dog, make sure it is well cooked.
    –Peter Schantz, DVM Division of Parasitic Diseases CDC
  • That's where the poop starts, in the mouth.
  • I like your bike and I want to ride it.
    –RJ Tholl, Dirty Boy
  • Think about it. Sometimes people are just destined, destined to do, what they do. And that's what it is. Now everybody dance.
    –Justin Timberlake, Hottie!
 
 
 

Buy Me Stuff

Really?

Thanks, very nice of you.

First, check my Amazon.com Wish List and there's no need to worry that I already have it or won't use it.

Amazon.com wishlist graphic Heather's character year 3

Tip: Check around for better pricing. Amazon's pricing is usually good, but not always the best available.

A quick Froogle search can't hurt.