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Friday, 26 September 2008

China, c'mon!!

One of my fav candies, White Rabbits, is fucked up thanks to China. Just bought some recently in Boston's Chinatown. Better go stock up!

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 19:19

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Friday, 19 September 2008

Today's Fuck You goes to the douche on the train this morning

who gave me the most annoyed look when I sat in the seat he was going for. I'm getting on the train at Park w/ a Timbuk2 bag and a suitcase, there's 3 seats between 2 people so I'm going for the middle one so there's a comfortable empty seat between us all and I do have plenty of stuff w/ me so I didn't want to sit right next to someone and have my stuff invade their space, though at the same time this douche enters from a different door and goes for the same seat. When I sit down he looks at me like I'm such a bitch for sitting there and goes and stands by the door and I say 'there are more seats' and the guy on my right makes a face like 'that guy is an asshole' and the 'asshole' doesn't say anything and stands there for 2 stops to get off at MIT just like me. To summarize, no one had claim to the seat, I got there first. I had plenty of stuff, let me sit down. Besides most guys are cool w/ letting the girl sit down, and again I had lots of stuff of you had nothing but your ugly face, bubble butt and bad attitude!, not that that is valid, I'm just saying, and he didn't need to add the dirty look, it's not the end of the world. I did nothing wrong so go be annoyed baby. You might as well give that big bubble ass of yours a tiny workout by standing for 2 stops instead of sitting on it! and besides there were other open seats, as I told you!!

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 11:37

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Thursday, 18 September 2008

I sent Ed Hochuli a nice email

and he responded. Yay! Ed Hochuli! I heart Ed Hochuli!! But I wish things weren't so bad for you right now :0(

Heather,
Thank you so much for writing. I really appreciate the kind words of support. It was very nice of you to have taken the time to write me. I will learn from this mistake and try to move on, but this one will forever haunt me.
Thank you,
Ed Hochuli

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 23:48

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Last Thing

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 17:53

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Today's Fuck You goes to IKEA

Haven't done a Fuck You in a very long time and w/ this 10 min. of 'waiting around' time I can't think of anything better to do than say 'Fuck You IKEA!' Fuck you for making my boyfriend Hate me, and making me hate my boyfriend, and making my dog annoyed and annoying everyone else around her in the process, including me, Fuck You for making the experience in your store so stressful, Fuck You for letting me find what I'm looking for this time only not to have it in stock! I'll take responsibility for lots of the problem but I still want to get my Fuck Yous in. No one should go to IKEA w/out being able to devote a whole day to it. Don't even try going after work! it's not gonna work, I've tried. I took measurements this time, wrote lots of stuff down before going there, checking stock availability and package dimensions, all my leg work didn't help me much. I wasn't prepared for things not going at all as I planned. I got very stressed and then mad, very mad, then shut down. If IKEA can't give me my way, I can't go to IKEA, but I know I'll go back thinking I'll do better next time, besides I don't have lots of money to spend and IKEA is so cheap for lots of stuff, hard to resist. Until next time IKEA, Fuck You! I feel a little better now.

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 17:35

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Tuesday, 16 September 2008

Oh no, my fav ref in trouble!

I've loved this guy for a long time!!!!!!! right? people that know me. Guess he made a bad call and admitted it. That's too bad, guess you're not perfect either :0(

Posted: Sep 16, 2008 09:30

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Sunday, 14 September 2008

Happiness is...

Sep 11 08: Hola Amigos!!!

I never update the site because I rarely have anything newsworthy to report.

I just wanted to let everyone know that Dear Leader is playing Two shows on September 26th and 27th at TT the Bear's. We haven't played in so long and it will be great to get back on stage after the Belgian debockle.

Oh right Belgium...So let's just say I'm not going to be going back there for a while. Sorry to my Belgian friends who have been nothing but awesome and kind. Belgium was a disaster for me and my family as we were taken through the ringer of Visa, Apartment, and other Cultural issues that made me realize that my home is in Boston. I am glad to have experienced delicious Butter, Bread, and wine..I am glad to be home and ready for the new beginning..Big news to follow in the coming weeks...

Your Friend,

Aaron

Posted: Sep 14, 2008 06:00

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Friday, 05 September 2008

You gotta get this song!

David Archuleta is back :0)

Friday dedication to you know who ;0)

Funshine_Bear

Posted: Sep 05, 2008 13:18

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Thursday, 04 September 2008

to yours truly

Heather,

Kudos for the blog entry on Sept. 2nd. This is the old stuff! This is the kind of entry that made me a devoted reader in the first place. It had the three elements that make a great story: Drinking, flirting with strangers, & couples fighting (my personal favorite). And to top it all off, lots and lots of vomit. I do so love a happy ending.
Bravo! Author! Author! : )

Posted: Sep 04, 2008 13:09

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Tuesday, 02 September 2008

...and a Happy Birthday it was

I think Tara had fun w/ us all for her bday this past Thurs. Got my hair cut and styled like I said I was going to. Bad mistake. Everyone said how awesome it looked which just made me feel bad that ~363 days a year my hair doesn't look awesome. You know me and compliments, don't go well together. Bad karma when the bf picks me up right after getting it done, telling me how awesome it looks, cranky Heather comes right out! Plus I hadn't seen him since Monday morning so I always act weird when I first see him.

The hair

Met everyone at Joshua Tree for drinks and food. Should have had more food, less drinks. Salad just isn't enough to prepare me for a night of drinking w/ these girls. Jake and Jos were there plus some other Tara friends.

Jake made a cookie cake and I put it on Tara's face :0)

After food and drinks at Joshua Tree we went across the street to I think The Burren, is that right? They had live music. Asked the guitarist to do something for Tara, he mentioned her name and maybe played a song for her but she couldn't even hear him when she was at the bar. The song made no sense, Sweet Melissa, but I think someone else had actually requested that.

Was mad at the bf for saying something insensitive at dinner so didn't speak to him all night. Proceeded to get really drunk, talk to other guys (and girls), fall on people, puke in the bathroom, lots of things I don't remember. The bf took me home and I puked all the way on a towel, then puked in my toilet. What a night! Awesome to wake up for work in the morning. Felt like crap all day! Good thing long weekend was coming up and I was going to Vermont.

Happy Birthday Tara!

The birthday gang

Posted: Sep 02, 2008 16:36

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