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Friday, 19 September 2008

Today's Fuck You goes to the douche on the train this morning

who gave me the most annoyed look when I sat in the seat he was going for. I'm getting on the train at Park w/ a Timbuk2 bag and a suitcase, there's 3 seats between 2 people so I'm going for the middle one so there's a comfortable empty seat between us all and I do have plenty of stuff w/ me so I didn't want to sit right next to someone and have my stuff invade their space, though at the same time this douche enters from a different door and goes for the same seat. When I sit down he looks at me like I'm such a bitch for sitting there and goes and stands by the door and I say 'there are more seats' and the guy on my right makes a face like 'that guy is an asshole' and the 'asshole' doesn't say anything and stands there for 2 stops to get off at MIT just like me. To summarize, no one had claim to the seat, I got there first. I had plenty of stuff, let me sit down. Besides most guys are cool w/ letting the girl sit down, and again I had lots of stuff of you had nothing but your ugly face, bubble butt and bad attitude!, not that that is valid, I'm just saying, and he didn't need to add the dirty look, it's not the end of the world. I did nothing wrong so go be annoyed baby. You might as well give that big bubble ass of yours a tiny workout by standing for 2 stops instead of sitting on it! and besides there were other open seats, as I told you!!

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 11:37

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