Title photo: Boston Marathon 5k medal

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Life without the Bear SUCKS

Top Ten Reasons Why I Wish the Bear wasn't stuck in Arizona

10...I don't eat my vegetables

9.....Beaky tries to find him in other guys on the street

8.....No Bear to hang out with Beaky so I can go to yoga

7.....I'm all alone

6.....No Bear to keep me warm

5.....No Bear to cook dinner

4.....It doesn't smell like stinky Bear in the apartment

3.....No Bear to help me pick out our new apartment, I hope he likes it

2.....No Bear Love

1.....No Bear farts!