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Monday, 31 December 2007

That Trader Joe's 100% whole grain FIBER bread must be delicious

you can't just eat one piece!

I made this whole trek over to Trader Joe's in Brookline because my friend told me about the champagne over there. She did a taste test the other day and bought some so I thought I'd head over and buy some for the party tonight plus I never get to go over to that Trader Joe's. It was a mad house. I got a couple bottles of champagne, some bread, cereal and chocolate milk but that was all I could take of the store so I had to bolt. So anyway, took my sweet time getting home, made it to Downtown Crossing for a little more shopping and then home to feed the dogs. Fed Cleo and took Billy out while she was eating because it's easier that way. Came back home to find Cleo on my bed eating the whole loaf of bread I just bought. Now she's probably going to be shitting all night long.

Warning roomies, I'm leaving at 9 for the party, you better take her out on the hour for the shits she'll have from eating all that fiber.

Nice Cleo. You'd think I fucking starve you!

Posted: Dec 31, 2007 18:46

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Jenn wrote at 2008-01-02 12:09:

We all starve her. I know I never feed her. What do we expect?

Seriously, your dog is EXTRA CRAZY about food. It was only a couple months ago that she ate most of a package of english muffins in a grocery bag we had just dragged in the house in the 30 seconds I took Billy out to pee.

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