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Wednesday, 16 January 2008

Today's Ask Me a Question

Jenn Martiansmelli writes:

didn't we already see this movie?

The answer is Yes Jenn we did. It was called Angst, also known as Penetration Angst.

We, the BadBoyFamily, used to have movie nights where each Friday we took turns picking what movie we'd watch. It lasted for a bit but since we don't get along for long periods of time, it didn't last forever. Plus, no one likes my taste in movies, can you believe I picked Angst, the crazy movie about the killer vagina, or other creepy scary movies are my thing to pick, and RR likes stupid crappy comedies that I hate like Little Man, and I can't remember what Jenn would pick. Probably stuff that both rr and I hated, oh yeah she made us watch The Family Stone.

Posted: Jan 16, 2008 23:25

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Thursday, 20 December 2007

Today's Ask me a question

Mark writes:

Now my question: I have been looking at the photo that caps your blog and for the life of me I cannot figure out what that is you are holding in your left hand. Please help a brother out and tell me (if you remember.) That's all. Have a very merry Christmas and a great new year! Peace! - M.

This is not the first time someone has wondered what is in my hand. I'm pretty sure it's just a wad of cash kinda rolled up. Now take a look. See what I see?

Posted: Dec 20, 2007 14:17

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Wednesday, 05 December 2007

Ask me a question, I'll answer it here

Another new feature??! I'll thank Mark for this one.

Mark is a real chill, cool moviemaker and says he could turn my blog into a screenplay, and that's w/out the really juicy stuff i've neglected to mention: strip club nakedness, botched threesome...i'll have to fill him in sometime, though it's all old news circa 2002-2003.

Anyway Mark asked

"where does all this venom for NE sports teams come from? I get the Red Sox thing, but what have you got against the Pats?"

Yes it's true I hate the Sox. We all know that. I grew up in Upstate NY w/ a crazy dad that would get too involved in sports and it kinda rubbed off on me. I grew up watching the Yanks on TV w/ my daddy in the lovely living room at 123 Parker Ave. Liverpool, NY. My fav player was 3rd baseman Mike "Pags" Pagliarulo, #13. I think I own about a dozen baseball cards. Maybe 11 are Pags and 1 is Jeter. My dad insisted I play baseball w/ the boys when I was little. It sucked! My dad was the coach and I had to live w/ this guy. It was baseball all the time. I quit the team literally every night at dinner because my dad made me so mad about it all. I always rejoined the team the next day though. Anyway, probably too much info but my dad is a crazy Yankees fan and that makes me one by default.

As far as the Pats go, I just can't help it. Another growing up story, my dad's football team was the Miami Dolphins and loved Dan Marino. So I grew up cheering for the Dolphins. I used to love watching football on Sundays. I was all into the AFC East. I lived in Buffalo for 4 years while they were losing the SuperBowl over and over so there was plenty going on for me to have fun w/ those teams, Jets, Colts, Pats. Now I don't really watch football anymore. Dan Marino is gone, though I can catch him once in awhile covering the games, better than nothing. So I guess I'm on the side of Shula. The Pats have been called out on this taping scandal thing and therefore calls into question their so far undefeated season. So to just make things easier by not having to question the validity of their undefeated season if they do accomplish it, I just wish they would lose. I guess if I was a fan of the team then I wouldn't want them to lose but since I'm not a fan, I can only route for them to lose and not share the record w/ the '72 Dolphins.

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