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Monday, 18 December 2006

I just pulled a pair of panties out of Billy's butt!!!!!!!

I'm sure it's been mentioned before that Billy likes to eat dirty socks and underwear. So many times he's done this!!!! in his almost 12 years that I've had to go on panty runs because he's swallowed so many pairs. There is always a happy ending: he either throws them up or poops them out. He's never had to have surgery, thank whomever is responsible!!!! It's pretty easy to tell when he's done this. We never witness him doing it. You just see him acting depressed, not wanting to eat, them maybe some diarrhea and vomiting. So you know something's in there and just hope it comes out on its own.

I really haven't lived with Billy since I moved out in 2000 but at some point Jenn moved in w/ Rob and now it's her underwear. Problem is, it's almost 2007 and he's still getting ahold of them somehow. They're supposed to hide all dirty clothes in closed containers so who the hell knows how he's getting them. So it seems like a pretty easy problem to solve and one definitely worth solving given the potential serious health consequences for Billy but to date it hasn't happened.

He must have some superdog intestines to get this stuff through so many times. So tonite he was squatting to poop and it was taking awhile, I assumed it was diarrhea, and then I noticed something was coming out but seemed stuck so I reached down w/ the bag over my hand and yep! pulled out undies.

How long until the next time?

Posted: Dec 18, 2006 17:57

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