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White Hen cashier (the guy): So you came all the way here in this nasty weather for Spaghetti O's and Cheetos?

Me: I just live right there. (pointing) That's why I came here, I didn't want to go far.

Excuse me, let me buy whatever the hell I want w/out the comments. I'm hungry, hungover, have no food in the house to eat, and I need a boat to get down the street so since White Hen is right there, I didn't have many options and Spaghetti Os are always good, even in your 30s!