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Monday, 28 January 2008

People suck, like the Apple Store guy and punkass little kids

So I went to the Apple Store to buy a replacement sensor for my Nike + because once the battery dies on the sensor you can't just replace the battery you have to buy a new sensor. The initial investment is $29 for the foot sensor and the iPod adapter so the replacement sensor you can get for $19. First I looked online to get all this info and then since I see they sell it at the Apple Store online I thought I could just go to the store and buy it. So I go there and right when I walk in this guy pounces on me asking if I need help. Normally I would say no and keep my distance from these unhelpful people but I thought I would be nice and social so I said yes and told him what I needed. He took me to the display w/ a million Nike + kits but I don't see just the sensor so I explain I just need the sensor and he says he doesn't think they sell it. But I said I saw it online and he took me to a computer to Google search it, wow!, how amazing, I already did that retard. Then he clicks on the link for the Nike store and he just thinks I have to get it from Nike but I tell him that I saw it at the Apple Store online so after several more clicks of other crap he finally goes to the Apple Store online and finds what I'm talking about. Then he has to radio the back to see if they have it but the radio is crap and he can't hear what they're saying but eventually finds out they don't have it so I have to buy it online. Wasted trip.

Then I'm waiting for the shuttle back to Kendall Sq and there's 3 punkass little kids all smaller than me but as they approach I feel like the 3 together could kick my ass if they wanted to. I'm sitting on the bench and the one says 'can you push over?','can you push over so me and my friends can sit?' so i say 'sure' and then they sit but they're acting like jerks, not to me, just in general, and then they keep getting up and then sitting back down and they keep hailing cabs and asking them stuff just to waste their time and yelling 'the shuttle bus is canceled' like it'll trick us and we'll all start walking back to kendall. then some lady said we could throw them under the shuttle bus. nice.

Posted: Jan 28, 2008 16:46

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