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Friday, 18 April 2008

I'm still unpacking from my trip

(and would be unpacking my apt. if I wasn't unpacking from my trip) and realized how much fucking perfume I went through in 2 weeks. I splurged and bought some new at the duty-free, well worth it!, Very Irresistible, could lose the Liv Tyler representation but it has patchouli!, i'm a sucker, and rose for my middle name and Gram, haha! why i fell in love w/ the scent of patchouli i'm not sure, must be all the days of hiding my pot smoking while proclaiming my distaste for it, just kidding, i never did the pot thing, but i really like this perfume and glad i bought it. Got lots of compliments from gay and straight men, and i think even a compliment when i was wearing my Fendi instead and the guy was surprised that I was wearing Fendi, like it was too classic or something.

funny thing happened while db and i were browsing separately in this store. unbeknown to me, db put on some patchouli oil and i had done the same. when we met back up he told me to smell so i did and he said it was patchouli and then i said i put that on too. thought that was dorky funny for some reason. plus when i compared the smells they seemed different. lesson: patchouli on a dirty boy smells different than on a clean girl :0)

Got Cleo back. she's fast asleep right now. i was starving and left her to go downstairs and get some food at Zen. so easy, they have the same address as me just w/ an A added to the number, that's how close they are. Cleo was perfectly quiet while i was gone only because i left her food bag on the floor and when i entered the room she had her head shoved all the way inside stuffing her face. not a true test. so i had to go back downstairs and get some soda and when i returned i heard one howl. hope there wasn't much more than that. tomorrow i must go to work and leave her. think i'll add some xanax to the clomicalm just in case. Cleo you need to relax and get drug-free!

Posted: Apr 18, 2008 00:11

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