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Tuesday, 25 March 2008

Quit 'Hi Honey'ing Me

I met you so many months ago, I forget when exactly, sometime in the Fall. Why are you now texting me w/ the 'Hi Honey' shit again? I am not your honey or your girlfriend or marrying you or whatever else you said that night. We had fun dancing, that was it! Okay, one text the next day, fine, I ignored it. Now all of a sudden you randomly do it every few days? Go away!

I'm finally done w/ day 1 of my big project at work. 12 hours, not too bad. I expected much worse. My collaborator is awesome and great to work w/ so it's made things less stressful. He's from Nepal, got his vet degree in India and PhD at LSU and now is doing a postdoc at LSU. He has a wife and twin 17 year old girls. He didn't seem old enough at first but I think I just need to look at him more carefully.

I got a message from admin woman at realty company that has been trying to help me. My realtor is coming back from vacation tomorrow. Apparently he called my landlord and everything is fine w/ lease and dog. Just waiting on approval of dog from building. I was supposed to check back today but I haven't had time w/ the work thing. I don't want to talk to my realtor. He is an ass and I hate him but I don't feel like screaming at him over the phone so I'll try to avoid him somehow, and still get my money back.

Mom also called from the SU game. They are destroying UMass and it's halftime. I need to get to a TV to watch some of the second half but I'm still at work.

Posted: Mar 25, 2008 20:09

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