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Thursday, 17 January 2008

Boy Nicknames

so since I was a little girl I've been coming up w/ some great nicknames I think. in elementary school I nicknamed Jeff Myers 'Tree Frog' and it stuck all the way through high school. I also nicknamed Charles something 'Booger Brains.' As I got older, mainly by college, everyone got a boy nickname, well sometimes they had 'boy' in them, there was Stalker Boy, Nirvana Boy, Skater Boy, Hman, BBD, Psycho Sam... I'm having trouble remembering.

Anyway, then there was The Boy. He's the only one of these I've mentioned that I actually dated. Big mistake! He was a 'tool' everyone told me when he visited me in vet school. I guess I knew but I was fine w/ it for awhile, until he visited me that weekend in Kansas. It was my birthday weekend and we went to a party I think Saturday night. That's where everyone called him a tool. I was hanging out more w/ my roommate, that's another story, and I was trying to avoid being associated with the tool. On Sunday we went out for breakfast and we ended up sitting next to some other vet students that were friends w/ my roommate. They had some bacon sitting there on a plate and The Boy asked them if they were going to eat it and they said 'No go ahead.' So The Boy took the bacon and ate it up. I was very embarrassed and grossed out by this, I think also because The Boy had gained some weight since I'd last seen him a few months prior and he wasn't so tall so a little weight is a lot on a short guy. On the way home I dumped him. I planned on it anyway I think but the bacon incident really gave me the courage to dump him and then drive 2+ hrs to the airport and send him on a plan back to MA. It wasn't fun but well worth it.

Anyway, the point is, today he's been named Bacon Boy. I'm not sure what took so long to come up w/ it. He came up in a conversation w/ Greg today who always refers to the bacon story when talking about him and in replying I just wrote the best nickname ever:

Bacon Boy

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 17:22

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