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Title Photo

About my title photo:

A picture in Sydney, Australia from the ferry of the Sydney Opera House.

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Latest Poll

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Life-O-Meter

My life reduced to a series of little meters
  • Miles I ran today-o-meter
    Ratings meter
  • Billy-o-meter
    Ratings meter
  • Cleo-o-meter
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  • Postdoc-o-meter
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  • Boston-o-meter
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  • Sex life-o-meter
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  • Living situation-o-meter
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  • Money-o-meter
    Ratings meter
 
 

Quotes

  • Even in medicine, though it is easy to know what honey, wine and hellebore, cautery and surgery are, to know how and to whom and when to apply them so as to effect a cure is no less an undertaking than to be a [veterinarian].
    –Aristotle, 384-322 BC
  • Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world,I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
    –Mariah Carey, CPB (crazy psycho bitch)
  • Keep your wits about you.
    –Dr. Wally Cash, DVM
  • Work twice as hard and expect half as much.
    –Dr. Dan's Dad, both DVMs
  • Don't be screwin' around, you don't have the genetic potential.
    –What Dr. Dan's Dad said to Dr. Dan when he went to college.
  • I'd rather have a terrorist standing next to me than a Frenchman. (~15 min. later) Oh, I forgot about that, that's another reason I don't like the French, they eat horses.
    –Dr. Dee Griffin, DVM
  • You're my Georgia Lass.
    –Mark Hughes, MovieMaker
  • In the book of life there's only two women, big ol' good ones and good ol' big ones.
    –Ice Cube, HipHopper
  • Be a virus and travel the World! Free of ticket!
    –Dr. Sanjay Kapil, DVM
  • Now you can either stand around here eatin' jambalaya or you can come upstairs and eat my ass!
    –Brian Kinney, QAF Hottie!
  • I'm a McGriddle away from this being the best morning of my life.
    –Artie Lang, OCCG (overweight comedian, compulsive gambler)
  • You're the best vagina friend.
    –Joslynn Lee, AKA busy girl
  • No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
    –Marion Levy Jr, PhD
  • I have tail.
    –Cleo "Beaky-woo" Martin, America's Dog
  • It's better to burp and bear the shame than not to burp and bear the pain.
    –Grandpa Martin, RIP
  • I hear tongue.
  • Please don't eat my ass.
  • I like dirty.
  • Well, I want to try everything in life.
  • When I gotta poop, I gotta poop.
    –Heather Rose Martin, CFG (crazy freak girl)
  • Always when people go poo poo, they get candy.
    –Diego Novillo, Kool Kid
  • I have the same problem with my pants that I have with my women - I wear 'em both out in the crotch.
  • If the present sucks, then look to the future.
  • I'm just here to be a person.
    –Rob Reed, Brainiac
  • If you eat your dog, make sure it is well cooked.
    –Peter Schantz, DVM Division of Parasitic Diseases CDC
  • That's where the poop starts, in the mouth.
  • I like your bike and I want to ride it.
    –RJ Tholl, Dirty Boy
  • Think about it. Sometimes people are just destined, destined to do, what they do. And that's what it is. Now everybody dance.
    –Justin Timberlake, Hottie!
 
 

Stuff

Recommendations and links to stuff mentioned on this weblog (music, books, movies, etc.)

Music

Books

My Favorite Books

Other Books

Movies

My Favorite Movies

Recent DVDs

At the Theater Recently

 
 

Buy Me Stuff

Really?

Thanks, very nice of you.

First, check my Amazon.com Wish List and there's no need to worry that I already have it or won't use it.

Amazon.com wishlist graphic Heather's character year 3

Tip: Check around for better pricing. Amazon's pricing is usually good, but not always the best available.

A quick Froogle search can't hurt.