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Saturday, 31 May 2008

Picture of the Day: Beaky and my Dad

My poor daddy slept on the floor w/ beaky

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Tuesday, 19 February 2008

Picture of the Day

One more 80s run pic of me and my ladies stretching out after the fun was over. Don't we look lovely after running 14 miles (me and tara) and 18 miles for joslynn. my side ponytail was a little destroyed but my eye shadow held up very well. Thanks Estee Lauder!!

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Sunday, 17 February 2008

Picture of the Day

Here's a pic to make me less depressed. Life was fun back then. Those furry clogs were by far my favorite shoes EVER but somehow I lost them. I remember losing them way back then and being so pissed about it. At least I've captured them in a pic. It's my cousin Tammy, Me and my brother Jeremy. I think Tammy and I were in first grade so that means my brother maybe was in pre-school. This is after my dance performance. The suitcase was my prop. I used to dance a lot: from kindergarten through maybe 4th grade. Eventually I auditioned for a repertory company Studio M and made it. That took up most of my life outside of school back then. I always wonder how my life would have turned out if I didn't give it up. I miss it!

Fun fact: Back in first grade Adam used to chase me around and corner me then kiss me wherever he could. I was always mortified. Maybe that's why when I got older I was quoted as saying 'I'd rather be raped than kissed.' Adam moved away but we met up again in high school during confirmation classes. He was a big headbanger w/ the best long straight blonde hair and Metallica t-shirts.

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Friday, 15 February 2008

Picture of the Day

Happy Birthday Naomi!

Me and Naomi then (in one of our undergrad dorm rooms at UB circa 1994 maybe) ready to go to the Edge!

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Diana, Me and Naomi in San Fran right after Diana and I ran the Nike Women's Marathon Oct 2006 (Diana went to UB w/ us too, that's how we all met)

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Wednesday, 13 February 2008

Picture of the Day

It's RJ in Seattle looking very cute and happy! Don't you just wanna kiss that face? I do! haha

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UPDATE 2008/02/13: It's only been up for a short while but I'm already being asked if I'm turning into a 'girly girl' and accused of being very close to 'gushing.' Don't worry my friend(s), it's the usual heather just being silly. thanks for keeping me in check!

Monday, 11 February 2008

Picture of the Day

I found another one, different day, different bottoms, same pose. I think my brother's in a walker behind me and that was our dog Misty that ended up snapping/nipping my brother when he was 2 maybe, I don't really remember, and we had to take her to the shelter. It was an awful!

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Wednesday, 06 February 2008

Picture of the Day

I feel like we need some nudity.

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That's cousin Brian sitting at the picnic table. Not karaoke Brian but Native American Brian. different side of the family.

That is my signature hip move. I still do that when I'm dancing. Always hands on the hips!!! Though I didn't really have hips then, or a chest. I wish I never got them :0( Looks like I already had a butt though, yuck!

Thursday, 31 January 2008

Picture(s) of the Day

This was when Cleo was about 2 years old. We had her first ever birthday party and the theme was Finding Nemo. Plenty of dogs, all shapes, sizes, and colors, and people, came over.

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Tuesday, 22 January 2008

Picture of the Day

Me and Mom at Mindy's wedding, I think right before I left for vet school, so Summer 2002.

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Thursday, 17 January 2008

Picture of the Day (Number 2...and 3)

So you can see the full effect of Cleo in her bandages courtesy of Me and Becca Lu.

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And here's one of Me and Becca Lu working w/ Dr. Swaim. We brought him in specifically for that wetlab. He wasn't on the faculty at KSU. (Charlie's in the background though he's really not worth mentioning, oops)

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Picture of the Day

Here's my Diet Coke shrine at my desk at work.

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Thursday, 10 January 2008

Picture of the Day

This is of cousin Karaoke Brian and me at my brother's wedding. We danced the whole night and were grossly sweaty. Not sure who captured such action on the dance floor but I love it!

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Monday, 07 January 2008

Picture of the day

This is of me and my dad one summer way back when.

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We had this camp in Constantia, NY that we spent every summer at growing up, complete with crappy camp furniture like this couchy thing we're sleeping on. I think my dad was born w/ a Yankees cap on. I can remember how comfortable I was though sleeping on my dad like this.

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  • Even in medicine, though it is easy to know what honey, wine and hellebore, cautery and surgery are, to know how and to whom and when to apply them so as to effect a cure is no less an undertaking than to be a [veterinarian].
    –Aristotle, 384-322 BC
  • Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world,I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
    –Mariah Carey, CPB (crazy psycho bitch)
  • Keep your wits about you.
    –Dr. Wally Cash, DVM
  • Work twice as hard and expect half as much.
    –Dr. Dan's Dad, both DVMs
  • Don't be screwin' around, you don't have the genetic potential.
    –What Dr. Dan's Dad said to Dr. Dan when he went to college.
  • I'd rather have a terrorist standing next to me than a Frenchman. (~15 min. later) Oh, I forgot about that, that's another reason I don't like the French, they eat horses.
    –Dr. Dee Griffin, DVM
  • You're my Georgia Lass.
    –Mark Hughes, MovieMaker
  • In the book of life there's only two women, big ol' good ones and good ol' big ones.
    –Ice Cube, HipHopper
  • Be a virus and travel the World! Free of ticket!
    –Dr. Sanjay Kapil, DVM
  • Now you can either stand around here eatin' jambalaya or you can come upstairs and eat my ass!
    –Brian Kinney, QAF Hottie!
  • I'm a McGriddle away from this being the best morning of my life.
    –Artie Lang, OCCG (overweight comedian, compulsive gambler)
  • You're the best vagina friend.
    –Joslynn Lee, AKA busy girl
  • No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
  • I have tail.
    –Cleo "Beaky-woo" Martin, America's Dog
  • It's better to burp and bear the shame than not to burp and bear the pain.
    –Grandpa Martin, RIP
  • I hear tongue.
  • Please don't eat my ass.
  • I like dirty.
  • Well, I want to try everything in life.
  • When I gotta poop, I gotta poop.
    –Heather Rose Martin, CFG (crazy freak girl)
  • Always when people go poo poo, they get candy.
    –Diego Novillo, Kool Kid
  • I have the same problem with my pants that I have with my women - I wear 'em both out in the crotch.
  • If the present sucks, then look to the future.
  • I'm just here to be a person.
  • If you eat your dog, make sure it is well cooked.
    –Peter Schantz, DVM Division of Parasitic Diseases CDC
  • That's where the poop starts, in the mouth.
  • I like your bike and I want to ride it.
    –RJ Tholl, Dirty Boy
  • Think about it. Sometimes people are just destined, destined to do, what they do. And that's what it is. Now everybody dance.
    –Justin Timberlake, Hottie!
 
 

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