a Univ of S Alabama Mobile, AL b UC Davis Davis, CA c Southborough, MA d Oregon Health Sciences Univ Beaverton, OR e San Antonio, TX f Tulane Covington, LA g Univ of Washington Seattle, WA h Madison, WI i Lawrenceville, GA j Univ of Louisiana @ Lafayette New Iberia, LA k Univ of Texas Bastrop, TX l NIH Gaithersburg, MD m Univ of Oklahoma Oklahoma City, OK n Holloman Air Force Base, NM o Mesa, AZ p Emory Univ Atlanta, GA

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Do you believe in ghosts?

a yes b no

Posted: Sep 29, 2006 13:02

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What is your favorite Olympic event to watch?

a water polo b swimming c track & field d beach volleyball e wrestling f gymnastics g soccer h other

Posted: Sep 29, 2006 13:02

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Who do you want to win Rockstar INXS?

a Mig b JD c Marty d I don't wanna vote, I just wanna see results

Posted: Sep 29, 2006 13:02

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Do you think the Yankees are watching the World Series?

a yes b no

Posted: Sep 29, 2006 13:02

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What should I do w/ my hair?

a Keep letting it grow b Cut it shorter, around the chin

Posted: Sep 29, 2006 13:02

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Should I adopt Brody

a yes

b no

Brody? (for real!) He's a catahoula I think.

Posted: Sep 29, 2006 13:02

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Of these men, who do you think is the most attractive?

a Brad Pitt b Tom Welling c Dave Gahan d Gale Harold e Gavin Rossdale

Posted: Sep 29, 2006 13:02

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Is a #1 seed going to win the NCAA Men's Basketball Tourney

a yes b no c let me see the results, bitch!

Posted: Sep 29, 2006 13:02

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What is a decapod?

an Olympic sport comprised of 10 events a flower w/ 10 petals a shrimp a boy w/ a 10 foot long penis

Posted: Sep 29, 2006 13:02

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Do you like my new weblog look?

a Yes b No c I like it but I like the old one better d I like the old one better

Posted: Sep 29, 2006 13:02

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Who looks better, me or Oprah?

a Me, Heather Rose Martin b Oprah Winfrey c You're both big fat pigs!

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What's a chelonian?

a snake b frog c turtle d leopard e elephant f parakeet g chameleon h rabbit i just wanna see results

Posted: Sep 29, 2006 13:02

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What's your fav show to watch over the Olympics?

a Grey's Anatomy b Desperate Housewives c Lost d American Idol e Dancing with the Stars f Skating with Celebrities g Survivor h Beauty and the Geek i something else j I've only been watching Olympics k just let me see

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Who will win TdF 2006?

a Sandy Casar b Cadel Evans c Stefano Garzelli d George Hincapie e Bobby Julich f Floyd Landis g Levi Leipheimer h Christophe Moreau i Michael Rasmussen j Dave Zabriskie k Someone else

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Who'll be the next American Idol?

a Vonzell, she's gone, don't vote for this one b Bo c Carrie d I just wanna check results from a different computer but don't want this vote to count

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How many times have you seen Rocky IV?

a zero

b one

c two

d three

e four

f five or more

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Who has the best shot of winning the World Series?

a The New York Yankees b The Boston Red Sox

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Monday, 30 January 2006

Boards scores are back today but I did not go thru KS so I have to wait to get mine in the mail. Do you think I passed?

a Yes

b No

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Quotes

Even in medicine, though it is easy to know what honey, wine and hellebore, cautery and surgery are, to know how and to whom and when to apply them so as to effect a cure is no less an undertaking than to be a [veterinarian].
–Aristotle, 384-322 BC
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world,I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
–Mariah Carey, CPB (crazy psycho bitch)
Keep your wits about you.
–Dr. Wally Cash, DVM
Work twice as hard and expect half as much.
–Dr. Dan's Dad, both DVMs
Don't be screwin' around, you don't have the genetic potential.
–What Dr. Dan's Dad said to Dr. Dan when he went to college.
I'd rather have a terrorist standing next to me than a Frenchman. (~15 min. later) Oh, I forgot about that, that's another reason I don't like the French, they eat horses.
–Dr. Dee Griffin, DVM
You're my Georgia Lass.
–Mark Hughes, MovieMaker
In the book of life there's only two women, big ol' good ones and good ol' big ones.
–Ice Cube, HipHopper
Be a virus and travel the World! Free of ticket!
–Dr. Sanjay Kapil, DVM
Now you can either stand around here eatin' jambalaya or you can come upstairs and eat my ass!
–Brian Kinney, QAF Hottie!
I'm a McGriddle away from this being the best morning of my life.
–Artie Lang, OCCG (overweight comedian, compulsive gambler)
You're the best vagina friend.
–Joslynn Lee, AKA busy girl
No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
–Marion Levy Jr, PhD
I have tail.
–Cleo "Beaky-woo" Martin, America's Dog
It's better to burp and bear the shame than not to burp and bear the pain.
–Grandpa Martin, RIP
I hear tongue.
Please don't eat my ass.
I like dirty.
Well, I want to try everything in life.
When I gotta poop, I gotta poop.
–Heather Rose Martin, CFG (crazy freak girl)
Always when people go poo poo, they get candy.
–Diego Novillo, Kool Kid
I have the same problem with my pants that I have with my women - I wear 'em both out in the crotch.
If the present sucks, then look to the future.
I'm just here to be a person.
–Rob Reed, Brainiac
If you eat your dog, make sure it is well cooked.
–Peter Schantz, DVM Division of Parasitic Diseases CDC
That's where the poop starts, in the mouth.
I like your bike and I want to ride it.
–RJ Tholl, Dirty Boy
Think about it. Sometimes people are just destined, destined to do, what they do. And that's what it is. Now everybody dance.
–Justin Timberlake, Hottie!