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Saturday, 31 May 2008

The latest quote to make the bar

You're my Georgia Lass.

-Mark Hughes, MovieMaker

Posted: May 31, 2008 00:41

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Sunday, 25 May 2008

Fine rr, I'll give you a stinkin' quote

I'm sick of your complaining and you've decided to take it to my level, not that you usually don't but not lately w/ your quotes, you have so many, so many BAD ones, haha!

I have the same problem with my pants that I have with my women - I wear 'em both out in the crotch.

I can't speak for Jenn but I know I didn't give you the satisfaction, haha!

does in the hoe!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: May 25, 2008 22:57

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Tuesday, 19 February 2008

What Coach said

I emailed him my racing schedule. He's our new coach and trying to get to know everyone. So to quote part of his email reply:

You were in the eye shadow on Saturday, right? You were a dead ringer for Molly Ringwald!

Haha!

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 21:27

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Wednesday, 13 February 2008

Latest addition to sidebar quotes

You're the best vagina friend.

Thanks Joslynn!

(If I gave you the context of our conversation it wouldn't be so good so I won't.)

Posted: Feb 13, 2008 14:21

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Thursday, 06 December 2007

Retired Sidebar Quotes

A virus can be useful to a species by thinning it out.
-Dr. Karl Johnson, MD

Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real.
-Dr. Hannibal Lecter, CFB

It gets right ugly.
-Dr. Patricia A. Payne, DVM

Inch by inch life's a cinch, yard by yard life gets hard.
-Dr. Steve Swaim, DVM

Posted: Dec 06, 2007 01:14

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Even in medicine, though it is easy to know what honey, wine and hellebore, cautery and surgery are, to know how and to whom and when to apply them so as to effect a cure is no less an undertaking than to be a [veterinarian].
–Aristotle, 384-322 BC
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world,I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
–Mariah Carey, CPB (crazy psycho bitch)
Keep your wits about you.
–Dr. Wally Cash, DVM
Work twice as hard and expect half as much.
–Dr. Dan's Dad, both DVMs
Don't be screwin' around, you don't have the genetic potential.
–What Dr. Dan's Dad said to Dr. Dan when he went to college.
I'd rather have a terrorist standing next to me than a Frenchman. (~15 min. later) Oh, I forgot about that, that's another reason I don't like the French, they eat horses.
–Dr. Dee Griffin, DVM
You're my Georgia Lass.
–Mark Hughes, MovieMaker
In the book of life there's only two women, big ol' good ones and good ol' big ones.
–Ice Cube, HipHopper
Be a virus and travel the World! Free of ticket!
–Dr. Sanjay Kapil, DVM
Now you can either stand around here eatin' jambalaya or you can come upstairs and eat my ass!
–Brian Kinney, QAF Hottie!
I'm a McGriddle away from this being the best morning of my life.
–Artie Lang, OCCG (overweight comedian, compulsive gambler)
You're the best vagina friend.
–Joslynn Lee, AKA busy girl
No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
–Marion Levy Jr, PhD
I have tail.
–Cleo "Beaky-woo" Martin, America's Dog
It's better to burp and bear the shame than not to burp and bear the pain.
–Grandpa Martin, RIP
I hear tongue.
Please don't eat my ass.
I like dirty.
Well, I want to try everything in life.
When I gotta poop, I gotta poop.
–Heather Rose Martin, CFG (crazy freak girl)
Always when people go poo poo, they get candy.
–Diego Novillo, Kool Kid
I have the same problem with my pants that I have with my women - I wear 'em both out in the crotch.
If the present sucks, then look to the future.
I'm just here to be a person.
–Rob Reed, Brainiac
If you eat your dog, make sure it is well cooked.
–Peter Schantz, DVM Division of Parasitic Diseases CDC
That's where the poop starts, in the mouth.
I like your bike and I want to ride it.
–RJ Tholl, Dirty Boy
Think about it. Sometimes people are just destined, destined to do, what they do. And that's what it is. Now everybody dance.
–Justin Timberlake, Hottie!